If it weren’t so fucking horrifying, this shit would be hilarious..

“But think about why someone is okay with your kids eating crap...”

I’m currently pregnant with #2 and had absolutely no idea who these people are. Why would anyone read this garbage?

Welcome to the world of the sanctimommy. Folks like myself who are currently in the baby-making phase of their lives, are far too familiar with this tripe. The ads, the sanctimonious responses to the blogger and to other commenters make mommy blogs even less appealing than they are on their face. I don’t know anyone…

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

We decided not to have children. I really appreciate that other people do and we will always have friends that have children that we are close to but It was a choice I made very early.

I would have gone with “why have children when you can have cake?” but that’s just how I roll. (Also, cake).

I was at the garage today (and ended up having to buy a whole new set of tires- yay) and CNN was on. I seriously forgot how annoying it was to hear 45's voice. I usually just read the transcripts of whatever dumb thing he has said- but it was on the TV in the waiting room and I couldn’t avoid it. So much yelling and…

Clicked through to the article. Saw the guy’s face. It’s very hard for me to start (hate-)reading it. Maybe I’m just too hot and not smart enough.

Why the fuck would Kate Bush want to do Coachella?!

More MO posts. I don’t care if it’s about what she had for dinner. The nostalgia is real :(

You know a bomb just went off in the St. Petersburg subway and killed 10 people. Maybe we could talk about that or literally anything other than these awful, boring people.

I’ll pick Alan Thicke.

Was that body blindfolded and carrying a scale?

Bill Maher has been a garbage person for two decades.

I think the Israeli newspaper Haaretz put it best the other day: “Yes, Donald Trump IS an anti-Semite.” No ifs, ands, or buts.

1.) It would have taken President Obama all of 15 seconds to condemn this in the strongest terms. Of course, this would not have happened with such free abandon under his administration.

Also, Fuck Ivanka and her phony concern. Go talk to your Father hand his cabal of bigots.. Piss off with your hashtag bullshit.