Except in his pants

If it needs it own walkway for safety it would be a must see dick pic

I actually didn’t blink until you told me to

I wish I could unwatch this.

I pulled this out of my bath drain then made this hairdoll of my first abortion

The comment from the WH today reflects the same blind eye and does not mention the Jewish community. It’s blatant and wretched.

She’s gently cradling his bitty babyhands

yes that’s called bad acting.

late to the party, ha! Felt compelled to share... once I was driving to go pick up my bf from work and was changing my tampon at a stop sign when someone pulled up behind me so it was a rushed job. I moved along and carelessly threw the used tampon wrapped loose in the wrapper of the new one behind me. I made a quick…

i only ever smoke pineapple strains of weed. there’s some citrus magic in that sativa. a pink pineapple strain would be ahmahzing. in the meantime i’ve got my pineapple trainwreck. get on it science!

I was so stoked to have eaten there until I was water-pooping into a utility sink at a strangers house cause I was trippin off the poison burgers. Real.

Was just thinking how many terrifying nightmare scenarios can be avoided by having a dog

You don’t tell Bernie to pull out. You tell him to finish on your tushie.

Like ‘dope’ is a drug reference and a lifestyle/adjective, so is ‘dab’.

No matter how donk her ba is, all I see is Cruz’ face anymore.

My baby is 10 months old, I gained 70 awesomes while pregs. It's almost summer and my bikini body used to be all Jessica Alba and is now all Christina Hendricks and yeah, fuck it, still hot.

Having spent my later teenage years in adult entertainment and hearing men refer to every girl as a ‘pretty pussy’ it became clear that (unless riddled with disease) they are fairly indiscriminate. The competitive ‘my vagina lips are smaller than yours’ ideal is a female-on-female mental crime. It's time to fall in…

I wish my breast pump had a gosling face attachment to liven things up a bit

Actually I’m pretty cut up about this. VS bikini bottoms are so good at camouflaging vagina folds, I have always felt confident in them.

Spiritual advice: God hates when you say, “at the end of the day”.