Key & Peele plus kitten? I can’t wait to see this.

Sit by the fire, my child, and let me tell you the terrible tales of the great taco famine of aught six.

I would sooner fuck a wild bison than buy anything by Meghan Trainor.

I would sooner pet a wild bison than buy anything by Meghan Trainor, I’ll tell you that right now...

THAT IS NOT HOW YOU FRIEND

Anne Colter can fuck off with that nonsense, it’s never going to be funny coming from her.

“Wait.... DON’T?”

Period blood is only part of the whole period experience. Were they forced to use stool softeners to get period shits? What about a cramp machine? What about having to pass blood clots?

Every night, with a sweating uncooked chicken breast panting upon her, she prays to Whatever Gods May Exist that she finally be allowed to die.

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.