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That’s actually what I yell everytime I take a shit in the middle of a Best Buy.

Don’t feel good for the Cubs. They get so much undeserved attention and idiotic nostalgia, and their fans are the fucking worst. As someone from Detroit, I hate the White Sox but I also feel really bad for how much they get ignored in favor of an absolutely shitty franchise. Lots of teams have long championship…

Don’t forget the old, racist Cubs fans!

I find it a little funny that your more nuanced take (which I mostly agree with) leaves out things like segregation when talking about old Cubs fans from the Northside.

I’m so glad your comment has zero stars.

Yeah, hockey blades aren’t meant to cradle the puck like that, so it’s pretty hard to control. It’s totally a trick, but a pretty difficult one.

This is a great idea, but if I’m on the highway and there’s a sudden slowdown I always put on my hazards for a minute. I thought that was a regular thing?

True. I’m rooting Dodgers all the way.

Yeah. I’m an angry young white man, and I’m fucking furious that 40% of the country is okay voting for someone whose whole message is telling non-white people they don’t matter and whose economic platform boils down to: “Are you rich? No. Then fuck you. Call me when you have money.” This two-bit, bridge-and-tunnel…

I disagree. The absolute best is Obama’s laugh at “Trump says he has a good relationship with the blacks, though unless he’s talking about a family of white people, I bet he’s mistaken.”

He had to do a goddamn stand up act! He authorized the raid, put on a tux and did a tight 20-minute set in front of the worst possible crowd, schmoozed and smiled, and then the raid happened early the next morning. It’s unbelievable.

Vote in local and state elections. Push for a referendum that redistricting can only be done by non-partisan/equal-partisan commissions.

100%

Apparently Ailes is through with him.

I’m thinking he quickly and quietly concedes on Election Day, makes a big stink the next day about how so many people are telling him stories of voter fraud and intimidation, rants about it on Fox and Twitter over the next week, then starts talking about how he wasn’t really running for president by the 2nd week of…

What’s Tim Chevaldae up to?

There are two things besides Beltran’s K I remember from that game: Chavez’s catch, and that Tim McCarver kept calling him ‘Andy’.

There were a couple articles on Vox yesterday about it.

That seems like an important detail to leave out.