That was my first season playing fantasy baseball, and Tulo was my shortstop. It was a glorious ride for the first four months of the season.

As a Tigers fan, I was fucking overjoyed when he went to the Mets.

41 techs is really at most a point for the other team and a turnover, which over an entire season is not a big deal. And Sheed was a very effective player most of the time, so if it helped fire him up then it was worth it. I mean, if memory serves he got the 41 techs with the Pistons in 2005-2006, and I had no…

The Pistons titles (89, 90, 04) were the only championships in the last 40 years by a team without a player who won an MVP. Yes, they were great teams, but comparing them to Dirk’s Mavs, much less Lebron’s Cavs, is wrong. Those teams were truly unique.

89X!

Spaceballs. I’ve probably seen it 25 times, and when I finally watched Alien in college I really kind of expected the alien to start singing after he burst out of John Hurt’s stomach.

Nathan Bernard is actually publisher of Current Affairs. They are the Tracy McGrady and Vince Carter of dunking on conservatives.

Start with the episode with sensitivity training. It’s one of the first three or four.

It doesn’t even require googling. Unless the author is blind, all it takes is one look at a picture of them to see that Jonas is not the one doing her a favor.

Correct, except for #3, because Lions coaches never get another head coaching job. (Which is a true fact.)

Basically. I’m also 35 and have taught in universities for the last decade or so. Sure students have less patience for offensive comments, but that’s not a bad thing. And the closest thing I’ve ever witnessed to this kind of ‘coddling’ was by a middle-aged tutor who complained about a student’s grade without the…

This is an amazing idea that is completely unworkable, but I love it.

Cotton’s death. For easily the least human character, that messed me up, man.

What video is that? (This is a serious question, assuming yours is a serious comment.)

I rewatched season 1 a few months ago. The song is still in my head.

I have no reason to expect that I will, but if I ever meet Colbert I will insist on only quoting Phil Ken Sebben.

Objection! (slap)

I have thought about that line once a week since 2003.

I think that’s actually too high. If we average six games for World Series (cause some years there were nine-game series), for 115 years that’s just 690. Fifty years of LCS, with 11 total games per year (two series of 4-7 games) is 550, and 20 years of 16 LDS games is 320. Altogether that barely breaks 1500. And there…

You would prefer a downed power line?