After months in purgatory here, how do I get out of the grays?

Fuck the complaints. I like it and want more. #ham4hamno

Are they all college sports related?

I don’t know about NCAA rules specifically, but an allowance for personal computers can be included in the official cost of attendance total (i.e. they can be bought with federal student loans).

To be fair, most of the cost of coursepacks goes to paying the copyright usage fees on the articles. The real scam is that those fees go entirely to the publishers, which are almost all part of massive media conglomerates, while authors get paid exactly $0.

So sincere. So earnest. So wrong. It’s like your elderly uncle’s facebook post just wandered in and decided to say hi.

That was my ringtone (for everyone) for years!

Well, ESPN is at fault for asking the question. Tortorella is still at fault for being a fucking dipshit.

Wait, so I knew that there’s federal debt forgiveness if the school goes under, but a student can’t keep their credits if that happens? Am I understanding that right?

I see your point, because every state has lots of racism, but, as someone who lives in Boston but is not from here, it probably has the biggest gap between how it thinks of itself and how racist it really is.

You’re absolutely right about bagel dough. The solution? Pretzel dough. Still strong, but easier to chew.

Yes. Get back into his seat afterwards? Only with assistance.

Can’t star. Good post.

¿Might I suggest an ebola-flavored dildo?

He said once that he would tax the money that Mexican workers in the US send to their relatives in Mexico. Although that’s almost certainly unconstitutional, that’s terrifying, as it amounts to a few billion dollars a year and would cause an economic nightmare.

It’s not even original. The killing part may be new, but that 20% of Muslims are pro-terrorist is a pretty common talking point for Glenn Beck et al., despite the pretty obvious math problem you point out.

That tends to be how a lot of people see it. (I’m looking at you, old white sports writers who feel the need to write columns about the n-word.)

I’m just glad Harry Potter found work after Hogwarts.

“Superstore”, which is an okay sitcom about employees at basically Walmart, has an amazing episode about that. A pregnant employee goes into labor while at work, which leads to someone asking how long she’ll be off, which leads to questions about maternity leave, which leads to a call to the corporate office, where an…

You have to watch several episodes in a row. The jokes and weirdness just kept building. Such a good show.