Jesus Christ. Stop being a penis and just enjoy the fact that your team is awesome and finally have the fan support previous ownership did their best to snuff out. Cry-asses everywhere.

I LOVE this fucking team.

“it’s a rule of life that all despots attract lackeys...”

I think the Ducks take game 7 at home, but I really want to toast both teams for making this series every bit as good as I cold have hoped.

unnh unnh unnh unnhhh let me go the other way unhh unnh unnh, okay there we go

Bill Cosby: [reads headline]
Bill Cosby: [curses Gawker clickbait]

Peyton was sandwiched between Tina and JLD. That lucky fuck.

He posted a couple more terrible tweets at the end of his blog post, and those tweeters have similarly shut down their accounts after being given a raft of crap.

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…

Stand up for Michael Brown...by stealing a forty. I hate this element. They don't give two shits about Michael Brown or any of the bigger issues here. Instead, they chose to vandalize minority owned businesses and to loot.

On an additional note, last night over a dozen buildings were set on fire, which means dozens of people lost their business, and I surmise many don't have the appropriate insurance to cover it. So, what do you tell these folks? That it is okay to burn the place to the ground and ruin more lives because of it? …

These stories are so dissimilar in intent, crime and characters that your statement essentially makes no sense.