See, this is one of the major problems with our insta-journalism. Izzo was asked a question after a game. He didn’t set up a press conference. He surely wasn’t intending to deal with that issue. He had no time to prepare an answer, and the first thing that came out of his mouth wasn’t exactly a good thing to say.…

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

This seems like a good time to remind everyone that the Cleveland Indians blew a 3-1 lead.

Oh, I forgot one notable other alum:

What a long strange Trek it’s been.

This old video was shot in the present and features the Future. #mindblown

“I tend to look at the glass half-full, so let me be the first to congratulate the Bills fans on being able to read”

Murphy’s accomplishments aside, can we please take a moment to embrace the batshit craziness of the following statement:

My daily fantasy would entail not sitting in traffic.

I guess you can say... [Puts on sunglasses]... cooler heads prevailed.

Simmons, Olbermann, Cowherd - ESPN Departes

No, the cops use “he was dark” Subtle but important difference.

This totally validates the argument I’ve been making for years that the way baseball is filmed is totally fucked up. I’m so SICK of the pitcher batter view and HOPING cameraman catch up to balls in play and runners running bases! Give me the whole field like a football game so I can see all the damned players moving.…

Jesus Christ. Stop being a penis and just enjoy the fact that your team is awesome and finally have the fan support previous ownership did their best to snuff out. Cry-asses everywhere.

I LOVE this fucking team.

“it’s a rule of life that all despots attract lackeys...”

I think the Ducks take game 7 at home, but I really want to toast both teams for making this series every bit as good as I cold have hoped.

unnh unnh unnh unnhhh let me go the other way unhh unnh unnh, okay there we go

Bill Cosby: [reads headline]
Bill Cosby: [curses Gawker clickbait]