See, this is one of the major problems with our insta-journalism. Izzo was asked a question after a game. He didn’t set up a press conference. He surely wasn’t intending to deal with that issue. He had no time to prepare an answer, and the first thing that came out of his mouth wasn’t exactly a good thing to say.…

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

This seems like a good time to remind everyone that the Cleveland Indians blew a 3-1 lead.

Everyone from David Bowie to astrobiologists to tinfoil hat believers has pondered the question: is there life on Mars?

Oh, I forgot one notable other alum:

Fuck off.

What a long strange Trek it’s been.

This old video was shot in the present and features the Future. #mindblown

“I tend to look at the glass half-full, so let me be the first to congratulate the Bills fans on being able to read”

Murphy’s accomplishments aside, can we please take a moment to embrace the batshit craziness of the following statement:

My daily fantasy would entail not sitting in traffic.

I guess you can say... [Puts on sunglasses]... cooler heads prevailed.

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No, the cops use “he was dark” Subtle but important difference.

Don’t you mean its been done superman knows how many times?

As a liberal that keeps up to date on these things, shut up. Bee populations are relatively steady, and have been for a long time.

Seriously. This issue is not liberal in nature. This isn’t a grossly liberal supported issue even. You just want to claim that something you don’t like must be done by the opposite…

Its his Plut-OH face!

The logistics behind this is really insane when you think about it. It makes sense once you understand but I never would have given the sun’s gravitational field a 2nd thought.

This totally validates the argument I’ve been making for years that the way baseball is filmed is totally fucked up. I’m so SICK of the pitcher batter view and HOPING cameraman catch up to balls in play and runners running bases! Give me the whole field like a football game so I can see all the damned players moving.…