The only person throwing a fit here is you, haha.

Guess how I know you haven’t played Bloodborne.

This guy isn't throwing a fit. Calm down.

Because they are in dire need of it?

I wish Konami would just sell its IPs, they aren’t doing shit with any of it outside pachinko and the odd retro collection. It’s a roll of the dice because who knows what property ends up where (EAs Castlevania, pre-order for leopard print whip). But anything is better than letting these great franchises languish.…

Look you all just have to be patient, the answer will finally be revealed when you win at KONAMIs NEWEST PACHINKO GAME- Silent Hill 2: James Mirror face. 

That’s where Konami not being the worst comes into play.

I don’t trust the company that made Metal Gear Survive with anything at this point, let alone a Capcom-level remake of a carefully crafted horror masterpiece. 

Imagine if Konami wasn’t the worst and we got remakes of the first three games...

The variety of FFIII is completely undermined by the way the job system is actually implemented, though. I found it even harder to identify with the faceless goons of that game than the faceless goons of FFI as a result. And in any case, nothing in FFI matches the frustration of FFIII’s final dungeon and final…

FFXIII is a bad game that, like, functions. FFIII doesn’t work as a game. As an RPG, it lacks distinct characters as your leads to attach with: FFII has shallow but existing characters, and FFI at least has set classes to maintain consistency. Its job system is a terrible first draft, actively discouraging the sort of…

And I get to remain the fool because when I posted that, the spoiler bar was NOT there.

Yeah, that’s what Peter Jackson said about “The Hobbit” and we all know how well that turned out...

He might be a giant koala.

Not only multiple parts but if they’ve extended Midgar—the 5-6 hour tutorial zone—into a 30+ hour experience, the rest of the game is going to take like, a dozen installments. OR, our heroes just stumble into the Crater outside Midgar and they rush/skip the rest of the game, you know, the actual important part.

See, I *WAS* excited to see the game remastered, but then I heard they were breaking it into chapters and releasing it piece by piece.

NOPE.

I guess we’ll find out if it mirrors it well in 8 years or so. Maybe.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA “kill me pls” material there.

I feel like you just ripped this idea straight out of my brain. Thank you. 

Someone get Yoshi-P on this, he can fix anything!