Market pantry oreos taste exactly the same for less.

Could have been worse, it could have been Walmart.

I mean...I can’t say that I didn’t laugh at this headline. BUT, I’m so glad the family was able to get away from this maniac without harm or incident.

It seems like she just hasn’t adjusted to the way they fit in her mouth? Like she’s trying to keep them from clacking together through sheer jaw tension, but she looks like she’s going to give herself TMJ (that would actually be a nice bit of revenge from the universe)

Those veneers DRIVE ME CRAZY. Her tongue no longer fits in her mouth. Or, they are loose still? She constantly sounds like she is holding her teeth in with her lips and can’t quite move them enough to enunciate.

I think she has also gotten her jawline updated (to avoid her dad & brothers’ terrible chinneck situation) + new porcelain veneers, which is why it sounds extra awkward when she speaks.

I actually watched the segment all the way through (gag) and was surprised by the extent to which you are totally right. She is clearly supposed to come off as reassuring and knowledgable but not actually smart. She spent the entire time reporting on the administration and her father. My favorite part was when they…

Have you ever seen a grimmer batch of faces in your life? They look like they’re going to spend five hours at a college graduation ceremony where they don’t even know any of the matriculators. Hee hee hee.

Many of the drivers who didn’t get paid properly and all of the passengers that were assaulted, raped and stalked by unvetted Uber drivers.

How is this company worth $70 billion? It has yet to earn money and it has not made clear how it is going to make money. Note that Google was valued at $24 Billion at their 2004 IPO and it was making money!

When your motto is “Move fast and break things” what usually breaks are your career and professional relationships.

And for this guy, as a politician, to then go back and write a memo: ‘Oh, I felt threatened.’ He felt so threatened — but he didn’t do anything.”

I married a man with broad shoulders and thin everywhere else. Well, almost everywhere. Lord help me.

The roundness was what surprised me the most. Even large white men tend to have flatter butts. Maybe the slightly bent over angle is making it appear rounder than it is?

YES! THIS! I have been saying that for years! I’ve had tall guys with tiny peens and short guys with big peens but the one constant is that a big nose almost ALWAYS means a big peen and sadly, vice-versa.

IKR? It’s the thin frame that predicts it...which is unfortunate, as I favor broad-shouldered men.

I am both horrified and fascinated by that butt shot. Like, ew, no, can’t unsee! But also...I knew he wasn’t a particularly thin man, but I also had no idea his butt was that big (I don’t even know if it’s that big or if it is just disproportionately large). It seems rounder than the average white man’s butt (not in…

How can a man that red and swollen have such a weirdly voluminous ass?

I am enjoying the new season so far, and the writing is solid though my favorite character, Lillian, isn’t getting quite as good material as she did in Seasons 1 and 2. I need my hilariously mean attacks on hipster transplants in NYC (uhhh, no offense 70% of Jezebel posters).

yes. get out.