I think it’s supposed to be an ostrich egg in a regular egg cup. But it’s a weird egg cup. Actually I think it’s probably a wooden goblet, now that I look at it, but I don’t know if that’s because it’s what they wanted, or they just couldn’t find an egg cup big enough to even jokingly hold an ostrich egg.
I’m sorry,…

Gross! No one asked for your homophobic, biphobic opinion!

Revenge porn was my favorite part of the TV show tho

Are you shitting me? Good fucking god it’s Power Rangers that shit does not need to be in a movie about teenagers with attitude wearing tight spandex costumes summoning dinosaur robots to fight an evil witch that lives on the moon with her husband a man with no skin.

Eggs are all embracing? I mean that’s the only thing I can think of, but we know that eggs exist to be broken either by what’s inside or something external that wants to suck the gooey goodness out of it.

Don’t you ever underestimate a Trump supporter’s ability to squeeze “But Clinton...” into any conversation, about literally any topic.

Finally, a Trump story that his supporters can’t “But Clinton...” because they would lose their damn minds if Chelsea did this.

You know it would bother me so much less if she took on that job.

I have three pairs and am wearing them right now.

I can’t decide if that is better or worse that the equally repellent #GIRLBOSS.

Rhetorical question, but: why are businesspeoplewho market themselves as edgy, hip people (and among those are women who brand themselves as feminists and use that as a marketing ploy) also fucking crazy? Grabbing your subordinate’s breast? The fuck is this shit?

What is this country coming to if CEOs can no longer fondle employees at will, or hold nude staff meetings.

Thanks Obama.

That’s the part that really stuck out to me like who does this?

That’s the part that really stuck out to me like who does this?

Face Timed them from the toilet.

“While fun in spirit, the Lowes are able to conduct deliberate and scientific investigations on a highly sophisticated level by meeting with top experts, using high-tech monitoring equipment and taking in-depth training courses.”

He’ll be fine in prison. Abuse in prison doesn’t happen as often as we’re told, let alone prison rape, nor is either situation funny to joke about.

I’m so sure Tomi is more liberal than she leads us on. I don’t think she buys even 50% of what she says.