I aim to confuse.

With this election, I’m already there. Full-on manhater.

why are guys like this? i swear, i’m a couple of years away from genuinely hating them. think the ID channel will hasten the timeline even further

Your typo might have made a difference in the voting.

I love IKEA. It’s like a themepark of scented candles and throwpillows and glasses I can actually afford, PLUS meatballs.

Ok... The four of you that picked Jake Tapper being hit over getting a raise... Who hurt you?

I don’t say this often, but

It’s because they get elected into office by people who do not understand/ not care about those issues

the people with “life changing” injuries. They are the ones we should hear about, but we usually don’t. the dead are dead, and therefore easily quantifiable. But the ones that are living- they suffer, and have a terrible time ahead of them.

Ok but where can we get the costumes? I have a feeling we’re ALL going to need to stage these protests soon.

Kitty Genovese’s case is actually a poor example of it, although you’re right that it is widely reported as *the* example. That’s based on some sensationalized reporting at the time, though. In fact, because of the prolonged and spread-out nature of the attack, there were very few witnesses who understood what they…

I think that would depend on the exact schematics of how the counter works. All the videos on Facebook play automatically, so they’ll start even if you’re just scrolling or are answering a message. If autoplay is indicated in the count, then I think it would be difficult to make charges stick—as autoplay is the…

I mean, they certainly seem to know when I’ve visited literally any shopping website and then advertise for it... (I know how cookies work and all, but that shit is creepy)

Ah, well that’s important to know. My ignorance about these matter feels more blissful every day.

Shouldn’t Facebook have the profiles of the people who watched it? I mean, they record/track EVERYTHING, so I’m pretty sure the watchers are in a database somewhere. LOCK THEM ALL UP. She’s 15 so the very least you can charge them with is some version of child porn.

3. Sharks develop a taste for human flesh

When you watch Facebook live, it is ABSOLUTELY clear that it’s live

I’d like to remind people of my Feed Them to Sharks™ plan for dealing with rapists, killers, and child molesters. It’s a pretty simple plan:

Preach it. One of my (straight, white, liberal, male) friends has been on a real Maher streak as of late, with his favorite subject being those intolerant liberal college kids; you know, the ones that object to having openly awful human beings being given a platform to speak at their place of learning. He’s always…

Would all these free speech absolutists be ok with an American citizen that supports Jihadism speaking on college campuses? Can a group of American citizens that support sharia law hold a rally on some statehouse steps like the KKK?