When I was a kid our house was burgled, but they clearly came in through my bedroom then met my enormous German Shepherd once they entered the hallway — they got away with some of my things but missed all the real valuables. I love to imagine the moment they realised what a mistake they’d made. My dog was insanely…

He’s just so astoundingly inarticulate in his speech that he seems like a fucking moron. I don’t think he’s that dumb—I think a lot of the sort of stream-of-consciousness speaking style he has is intentional, and I think it really benefits him. It allows him to not answer questions he doesn’t want to answer, and pivot…

Oh give me a break. It’s about trust and respect, as in, trusting and respecting that she wouldn’t pull some shit like this, and she wouldn’t make a big deal out of it if she had nothing. Nobody was expecting a picture of Putin handing Trump a fucking cartoon money sack with a dollar sign on the side.

Yep, totally. I only mildly disagree with one thing you’re saying.

She got had. She totally got had. I love her but she knew that Trump leaks shit about himself all the time; she’s done stories on it! I don’t know how she didn’t realize that he leaked these returns from the one year he made any money or paid any taxes and released this knowing the press would go crazy and blow it out…

I think it’s certainly worthy of debate whether one thinks she miscalculated her audience. But, I do find it weird that some people are framing this as a rushed job as if she ran the story the same day she got it, as if she’s known for not being careful or something.

Every time I read one of these sweet stories about a cat saving their family I look over at my kitty, and she gives me a look that clearly says “I would totally let you die.”

Gary Steiner is cisgendered.

I refuse to shop at a company whose employees we have to support.

Such a huge bummer. As a plus-size clothes wearer, Modcloth has been of my go to’s because they have such cute products. I won’t continue to shop there if they’re owned by Walmart, though. I refuse to support a company that treats its employees so badly.

It also helps fuel the narrative of “the corrupt media looking for a ratings grab” because... well, why the fuck else would you hype up something so ultimately trivial by talking for 20 minutes about the importance of knowing the information THAT YOU DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE AT ALL

Exactly this. I just keep thinking, “Now his supporters get to say that he pays his taxes.” I feel like it did way more harm than good.

I hope the short-term ratings boost was worth it, Rachel =\

I’m not going to lie, I’d be pretty stoked about $200K. The idea of making $418K a day is making my head spin a little. What the hell do you even spend it on? Where does it go? Do you dive into piles like Scrooge McDuck?

Don’t answer. I don’t really want to know.

Who’s watching?

In one month he brought the unemployment rate down from 40% (!) to 4.7%. God let him celebrate.

The Southern Democrats of yore literally stopped being Democrats because of their racism. As soon as LBJ (a Democrat from Texas) got the Civil Rights Act passed in ‘64, then the Voting Rights Act in ‘65, the racists have been firmly in GOP ever since.

YOUR POLICIES DID NOT CREATE THOSE JOBS YOU FUCK WIT!

Nothing brings me greater joy as a political science major to tell those twits “actually, there was a massive shift in party ideologies around the era of JFK and LBJ but please, keep incorrectly equating modern democrats to and republicans to parties that are literally only the same in name.”

The irony being that his own political party is chock full of KKK members and Nazis.