Wouldn’t it be more comfortable for everyone involved to bring on the lap bag and check the infant?

I just got a jolt of anxiety just reading this post and now am sitting here wishing my whole life took place isolated in a four walled cubicle. Glad you made it through, Bobby.

Seriously. Having a stressful day; clicked on Jezebel and saw this headline about Pat Fucking McCrory and said out loud: Boo FUCKING Hoo!

That market economy can be a bitch!

Seriously, this is why I also have to put up with boring people’s shit for hours sometimes. I’m unable to do what my friend Jesse does, which is to say “Sorry, I have to go see a man about a horse” and then just sit there in silence.

Poor guy, he feels unsafe! He was triggered by the protestors! He can’t help being a bigot, it’s just how he was born - ask his doctor!

lol how the fuck has he not found that kind of a job yet?

The response from the N.C. Democratic Party was beautiful.

I don’t get why people like to drink in airports. I can’t think of many places I’d rather not be drunk in.

He has every right to complain. I’m sure it will be extremely difficult for a former state governor to find low effort & lucrative lobbying work. Especially a Republican.

My first reaction! What passive-aggressive junk reasoning. “I can’t decide, you two fight it out!” What, was she Jada Pinkett-Smith in Gotham?

People who fly first class from AUS To NYC and are not worth at least $100M or having their company or some business pay for it, are wasting money. I only fly first like cross country or something.

Your director was the dumbest motherf**ker I’ve ever heard of. In no way should that decision ever have been placed on either of you. Ever.

Oh fuck this guy. Welcome to being an adult, your shitty hateful actions have consequences, and one of those consequences is that everyone thinks you’re a shitty, hateful bigot now.

This is why you get on the plane, immediately put on your headphones and go the fuck to sleep for the duration of the flight.

I would have filled myself to the point of nausea in the airport eating greasy cheeseburgers and french fries.

I completely agree. There are frequently these “long gun” show of strength protests featuring all white men. If black men were protesting at the capitol carrying long guns, we’d see some shit.

Hey look, everybody! It’s False Equivalence Man! we can really get the party started now! I sure am glad the neck-bearded crusader can use inaccurate and disproportionate comparisons to derail a straight forward line of thought!