You won’t look any weirder than I do. I listen to music when I run, but it's part run, part dance party because I get to into my music.

Anything high energy. I’m playing a best of korn album, some Robb Zombie, the new Gojira and Unleash the Archers albums, and some MCR right now.

Rick Ross + skrillex + Jared Leto = good music?

You have usuable pockets?! I can fit a stick of gum in the front pockets of the jeans I’m wearing now. If I had dude pockets, I’d only carry my id, keys, phone, and lipstick and I’d never carry a purse again for the rest of my life.

Okay, but wouldn't you want that dude to be your concert buddy? I'd rather go with him than some of my friends who would rather be struck by lightening than look like they're having fun in public.

??? !!!

I think it's percentage of meals with meat in them.

Maybe I’m in the minority, but I’ve never got how Hillary’s supposed to be not likable. If anything, she seems crazy smart and a little nervous in front of cameras, which just comes off as really endearing to me.

Okay, everyone! You heard Sarah Jessica Parker! We’re going to have to take secret pay bonuses for being women off the feminist agenda. I know you’re all disappointed, but we’ll have to work for our salary now.

You mean to tell me this isn’t a super handy alternative for women who don’t want to have to rub a multivitamin around our nether regions everyday just to maintain appropriate vagina vitamin balance? It even has the added benefit of getting rid of all that extra money you have lying around, so you don’t have to burn…

That combination of food is Satan made incarnate.

MISFITS! :D

I can accept that. I won't have to burn you at the stake today.

I'm going to assume you are a witch if you request you bacon medium on sandwiches. If it's not super crunchy, you pull the entire slice of bacon out of the sandwich on the first bite.

The willfully ignorant people make me doubly angry because now I have no metric for who’s sincerely confused. I don’t want to waste a long ass comment on a douchebag who could care less, but I also don’t want dissolve into the all caps rage douchebags deserve, on the innocent people who are just trying to understand…

I get that it’s sometimes confusing, especially because some news sources are completely disrespectful and don’t adhere to what is basically journalistic standards at this point. In that case, representations by lawyers of the kid or a quote from the kid them self would be your best indicator of how the kid wants to…

There is a clear indicator. Transman always means female to male. Transwoman always means male to female. Also, most news sites tend not to be huge dumpster fires and deliberately misgender people anymore.

I bet when she goes home at the end of the day she says her job is a pain in the neck.

Hot take: I don’t care if she came first. Mariah Carey is a third rate Beyoncé with shitty music and a shittier personality.