i’m a pacifist but i felt some legit french revolution stirrings upon viewing the instagram account of this modern-day dandy.

May it please the court: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, select, start.

Ah, Bernie is 85? That explains why he looks like Andy Warhol’s rotting corpse.

There were a few times when you could see her take a breath to compose herself - she’s a magnificent speaker and you could really see the gravity of her mission and now passionately she believes in it.

I also thought she looked choked up. I think she just gets it - as someone who has helped break barriers already, seeing a woman she and her husband trust and have worked with, do it AGAIN, and to know the impact that could have on her daughters and little girls around the country and the world, that means a lot to…

Was it just me, or did she look/sound a little emotional when she said the line about her daughters being able to take for granted that a woman could be president? I don’t know why, but I wasn’t expecting that from her. Not because I don’t think Michelle would care about big milestones in women’s achievement, but just…

God this looks really good. I haven’t been interested or excited by any of the DC movies to date but I am excited for this. Begrudgingly, the Justice League movie looks decent too. As does Ezra Miller who I didn’t want to like because my Flash heart currently belongs to Grant Gustin but damn if he’s not charming in…

Doesn’t the lack of pants make shin guards a bit ineffectual? Like, why don’t they just shoot her in the upper leg and take her out?

It’s a rough and rural racism. And horribly open and accepted. I am always shocked by the people who say racist things to me, bc all us whites are in on the joke, and then get offended bc I don’t appreciate their comments, which were not meant to be offensive, of course, but just a simple statement of facts.

He does look less like a deranged mouse with the beard.

The fact that the RNC apparently didn’t have him sign an NDA is yet another sign of how fucking amateur hour this whole production is. Jesus. If this is how they roll, I’m scared shitless for what would happen if they took the presidency.

Cue the conservative dimwits screaming how undignified Michelle O is being and that we need someone to bring “class” back to the role of first lady.

Yeah! Fuck Science!

This. Now THIS is some intelligent, high-level trolling.

The brainwashing of the day seems to be ‘Mumbleania delivered a great speech; Michelle WHO?’

I would totally listen to that. No other song immediately seems like it would work—maybe “Death or Glory” but done as a funereal ballad? Venture out of your comfort zone Mariah!!!

I could see her doing Train in Vain maybe? She could put a lot more syllables in the Explaiaiaiahain / Lieieieieiehie part than Mick did.

Somebody please quickly Photoshop Mariah’s head onto the cover of “London Calling”

This is decidedly far less hardcore than “Mariah Carey’s Clash Cover” led me to believe.