Haha! Same!

Sure, why not? I just make things that I find amusing so it’s awesome when other people find them amusing too!

Victorian lace today

Not my handiwork. My mom is the knitter, so I am always the beneficiary of awesome knitted scarves, gloves, caps, etc... I really love this cowl. Her gifts make the northern Illinois winters a bit more bearable...

Wow. Sorry about the pic size. I just finished this quilt for my sister who’s due in the next couple of weeks. Made it to go with a chair I reupholstered for her.

Look up Mary Corbet’s tutorials on YouTube, she has great ones!

The beginnings of my pillbox hat.

This is the finished one.

I have a shit ton of crafts going on right now but my major project has been busting out a bunch of these pillowcase size drawstring bags. I’m donating them to an aid organization that will fill them with provisions and deliver them to the homeless on Christmas. I bought a serger recently kind of thinking I’d be…

I can totally identify with hating a project after doing it for a while but that looks lovely. Don’t give up! You’ll be so satisfied when you’re done!

Finished a pretty cool skirt (cool lady at work complimented it!) This is the pattern photo, not actually me:

Is there something better than snarky crafts?

I’ve knitted this baby blanket so long that I kinda hate it.

Craft thread!

That was beautiful and it did make me cry. I love Jeff Buckley’a rendition so much that I didn’t realise that was a verse from the original. That and the verse from Everybody Knows is like he was a damn fortune teller.

No, we’re not.

I know I’m not. Allowing him to host SNL last year was a Category 5 mistake.

For him to understand that shirt, he has to press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.

Better a dipshit than a rapist

My 37th birthday was last week, and I got taken out to dinner by a super cute guy 10 years younger and got laid. The days after that I went to a beer festival, went to the river with friends, got drunk, got high, got laid again, and then went on a boat in a different river, at which point I proceeded to get drunk and…