Only women age in Hollywood, didn't you know?

Hollywood, where faux and self aggrandizing liberalism, hypocrisy of the highest order, sickening self congratulatory activism, pedophile rings, barely concealed racism, and washed up old buffoons with delusions of grandeur are the order of the day.

And the one over 30 is the creator’s wife. And the very youngest one is the virgin who’s “different from all the rest” while being remarkably receptive to only the two male leads.

Ensemble cast: only 3 women, only one over 30.

Natalie Portman and Jonathan Safran Foer are insufferable, narcissistic semi-intellectuals?

I have a book on her wardrobe that was published after stipulation in her will that nothing be touched for 50 years after her passing was up. It’s essentially a catalogue of her wardrobe by textile historians, and it’s really fascinating because many of the pieces were already vintage when Frida acquired them, and the…

There is a difference between dressing “like X-ethnicity or culture” and dressing like someone who is a different race or culture than you are. Just like I can dress up like Wonder Woman or Boy George without whitening my skin or doing anything weird or offensive, someone else can dress up like Lil Jon or Rick James…

Call Your Girlfriend is amazing, but if we’re going all in on early 2010s Robyn, it’s all about Dancing On My Own:

Now I’m curious how Aimee thinks the song is fucked up. I checked the lyrics, and it’s basically saying “Look, we’re awesome together, but I’m not going to be your side chick. Time for you to split up with your girlfriend, and please don’t be a jerk about it.” I guess you could argue the guy shouldn’t have let things…

I think I would! Mostly just to stoke my #misandry by confirming to myself how differently I’m treated as a woman in professional settings.

She probably wanted to get back to work to distract herself, have something to concentrate on other than her husband dying. Everyone handles grief differently.

I’m very sorry. My soulcat died nearly 3 years ago at the ripe old age of 16 and I still miss that adorable orange beast so much. Losing a beloved pet is hard. Take comfort in knowing Mofie spent his years being well loved.

My little guy Mofie passed away last night, and I want to share his photo with some cat appreciaters. He made 18 years and I was able to say goodbye and that I loved him, but it didn't hurt any less

Yes! The godawful metaphor comparing a woman to something expensive, exotic, or dead is the first sign a piece has been smashed out by a semi-sentient boner. I think you definitely have a point that said boner is writing for itself more than other boners, but I assume these writerly boners think their boner experience…

To approach her was to approach a church as a reformed Catholic might: knowing the possibility of dazzlement and revelation but arriving within to find a perfect collapse of one’s hopes in the face of the dusty reality of a room full of chairs. What promised the beauty of defined features was on closer regard just…

She was “impregnated by” because she’s just a passive sail.

Auuuggghhhh...noooooooo....too brownnnnnnn!!!!!!

I know the answer! They’re written by boners, for boners.

I guess the combination of a Big Lie, arrogant upper management who didn’t listen to the “egghead peons” who knew better, and the fact that Theranos held all the power, because they had sole control over this theoretically revolutionary new technology, and could dictate the terms of access.

I don’t get it either. Although it didn’t get much general press until recently, Theranos has been stumbling along for twelve or thirteen years. This wasn’t a disruptive technology so much as it was a lumbering dinosaur.