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Now I know how to describe the vivid, sensory experience of having lived in Portugal, Jordan, Turkey, and Mexico.

“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

He lived a life of delightful DGAFedness. I honestly can't imagine him caring what happened to his pictures after he died. He just wanted to ride around on his bike and take pictures of interesting clothes.

I remember you, man! I was the towering beauty who wore cargo pants and carried the helpless little native childen to safety!

I traveled to Europe in 1993 — at the very same time as the Balkan Wars! I was in the middle of it, in France, Germany and the Netherlands, a major player in that epic struggle for freedom. If the Serbs had found me, in Paris, they would have surely paraded my head on a spike down the streets of, I dunno, Lyon? The

Morgan Freeman will provide the voice-over narration informing viewers where Zambia is.

The movie adaptation will win Best Picture in 2018. Going bravely against ethnic type, Emma Stone will play the lead white character.

So relevant today. RIP.

As a person who suffered from postpartum depression stories like this always bring up a lot of feelings. Of course I know there's a chance this wasn't it but the reaction to these stories always reminds me of the fear I had to speak up about my illness.

So she’s 29 and had five children aged 7 and under? I wonder if this will turn out to be something similar to the Andrea Yates killings.

Wait, highest paid and highest grossing are different beasts.

And I loved Lolly’s storyline so I’m glad we got a lot of that. Lori Petty is a fucking treasure.

I demand a buddy comedy starring Jones and Siriano as roommates waiting out the zombie apocalypse.

Aww sad white men awwww so sad for them awwww their life is hard the world they created is something they don’t like what’s for dinner Is it Mac and cheese I can’t focus on this

Would wear. On what occasion, I have no idea, but that’s hardly salient.

I personally would buy more Dove products if they changed their marketing schtick from “~*~*~ you’re so beautiful inside and out and here are some naked ladies to remind you that we’re all beautiful ~*~*~*~*~” to “YOU’RE NOT BEAUTIFUL AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE. YOUR WORTH AS A HUMAN BEING IS NOT PREDICATED ON YOUR

It’s ... nice to know that at least one multinational corporation is willing to take a stand and pedal its own version of superficial, consumerist feminism as long as it’s profitable, I guess.

I am a former ER nurse, and you are spot on. I used to say that the members of Congress who consistently vote against healthcare reform, mental health services, services for the homeless and indigent, and gun control should be required to spend a few shifts either riding along with paramedics or in the ER of a major

You know? Fuck no-fly lists. They’re pretty useless. I want to see the firearms equivalent of SIP laws. Nearly every state has laws in place to make bartenders culpable if they serve to intoxicated persons. They may not be well enforced, but they’re there and legal precedent.

Believe it or not, my mattress has a huge blood stain on it.