God this looks really good. I haven’t been interested or excited by any of the DC movies to date but I am excited for this. Begrudgingly, the Justice League movie looks decent too. As does Ezra Miller who I didn’t want to like because my Flash heart currently belongs to Grant Gustin but damn if he’s not charming in…

Doesn’t the lack of pants make shin guards a bit ineffectual? Like, why don’t they just shoot her in the upper leg and take her out?

It’s a rough and rural racism. And horribly open and accepted. I am always shocked by the people who say racist things to me, bc all us whites are in on the joke, and then get offended bc I don’t appreciate their comments, which were not meant to be offensive, of course, but just a simple statement of facts.

He does look less like a deranged mouse with the beard.

The fact that the RNC apparently didn’t have him sign an NDA is yet another sign of how fucking amateur hour this whole production is. Jesus. If this is how they roll, I’m scared shitless for what would happen if they took the presidency.

Cue the conservative dimwits screaming how undignified Michelle O is being and that we need someone to bring “class” back to the role of first lady.

Yeah! Fuck Science!

This. Now THIS is some intelligent, high-level trolling.

The brainwashing of the day seems to be ‘Mumbleania delivered a great speech; Michelle WHO?’

I would totally listen to that. No other song immediately seems like it would work—maybe “Death or Glory” but done as a funereal ballad? Venture out of your comfort zone Mariah!!!

I could see her doing Train in Vain maybe? She could put a lot more syllables in the Explaiaiaiahain / Lieieieieiehie part than Mick did.

Somebody please quickly Photoshop Mariah’s head onto the cover of “London Calling”

This is decidedly far less hardcore than “Mariah Carey’s Clash Cover” led me to believe.

Only women age in Hollywood, didn't you know?

Hollywood, where faux and self aggrandizing liberalism, hypocrisy of the highest order, sickening self congratulatory activism, pedophile rings, barely concealed racism, and washed up old buffoons with delusions of grandeur are the order of the day.

And the one over 30 is the creator’s wife. And the very youngest one is the virgin who’s “different from all the rest” while being remarkably receptive to only the two male leads.

Ensemble cast: only 3 women, only one over 30.

Natalie Portman and Jonathan Safran Foer are insufferable, narcissistic semi-intellectuals?

Call Your Girlfriend is amazing, but if we’re going all in on early 2010s Robyn, it’s all about Dancing On My Own: