I think I would! Mostly just to stoke my #misandry by confirming to myself how differently I’m treated as a woman in professional settings.

She probably wanted to get back to work to distract herself, have something to concentrate on other than her husband dying. Everyone handles grief differently.

I’m very sorry. My soulcat died nearly 3 years ago at the ripe old age of 16 and I still miss that adorable orange beast so much. Losing a beloved pet is hard. Take comfort in knowing Mofie spent his years being well loved.

My little guy Mofie passed away last night, and I want to share his photo with some cat appreciaters. He made 18 years and I was able to say goodbye and that I loved him, but it didn't hurt any less

Yes! The godawful metaphor comparing a woman to something expensive, exotic, or dead is the first sign a piece has been smashed out by a semi-sentient boner. I think you definitely have a point that said boner is writing for itself more than other boners, but I assume these writerly boners think their boner experience…

To approach her was to approach a church as a reformed Catholic might: knowing the possibility of dazzlement and revelation but arriving within to find a perfect collapse of one’s hopes in the face of the dusty reality of a room full of chairs. What promised the beauty of defined features was on closer regard just…

She was “impregnated by” because she’s just a passive sail.

Auuuggghhhh...noooooooo....too brownnnnnnn!!!!!!

I know the answer! They’re written by boners, for boners.

I guess the combination of a Big Lie, arrogant upper management who didn’t listen to the “egghead peons” who knew better, and the fact that Theranos held all the power, because they had sole control over this theoretically revolutionary new technology, and could dictate the terms of access.

I don’t get it either. Although it didn’t get much general press until recently, Theranos has been stumbling along for twelve or thirteen years. This wasn’t a disruptive technology so much as it was a lumbering dinosaur.

Now I know how to describe the vivid, sensory experience of having lived in Portugal, Jordan, Turkey, and Mexico.

“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

He lived a life of delightful DGAFedness. I honestly can't imagine him caring what happened to his pictures after he died. He just wanted to ride around on his bike and take pictures of interesting clothes.

I remember you, man! I was the towering beauty who wore cargo pants and carried the helpless little native childen to safety!

I traveled to Europe in 1993 — at the very same time as the Balkan Wars! I was in the middle of it, in France, Germany and the Netherlands, a major player in that epic struggle for freedom. If the Serbs had found me, in Paris, they would have surely paraded my head on a spike down the streets of, I dunno, Lyon? The…

Morgan Freeman will provide the voice-over narration informing viewers where Zambia is.

The movie adaptation will win Best Picture in 2018. Going bravely against ethnic type, Emma Stone will play the lead white character.

So she’s 29 and had five children aged 7 and under? I wonder if this will turn out to be something similar to the Andrea Yates killings.

Believe it or not, my mattress has a huge blood stain on it.