I know nothing about an Air Force plane landing at an airport (which I do not own and have nothing to do with) near Turnberry Resort (which I do own) in Scotland, and filling up with fuel, with the crew staying overnight at Turnberry (they have good taste!). NOTHING TO DO WITH ME

This “president” has made me appreciate my Logitech MX mouse SO MUCH!!!

I am so fucking tired of this blithering stupidity. How? How is he still immune to this? How do people continue to bleed devotion to him? How is this still happening? What the fuck will it take for this ridiculous parasite to actually get what he deserves!?

A) We live in the dumbest reality.

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

Not only are they invited, but they’re going whether they want to or not.

Big Ben on third and long:

Or more likely, getting handsy with the elves.

He looks like a mall Santa that got fired for having beard lice.

I feel like there is a direct correlation between the girth of one’s head and neck and their propensity to date rape.

“Potato” is a shape.

Luckily, as modern discerning sports fans we know that NO athlete uses performance enhancing drugs for very long these days or else they will be caught!!

lol

He’s buddies with one of the most successful real estate developers and casino operators in the world, too.

Someone brought a casket to the tailgate? WTF?!

thanks, i was wondering what the “she was asking for it” crowd had to say about this.

I appreciate the rules you share on how to take responsibility for people who can’t act responsibly. 

People vastly overestimate how much this market cares about the sixers.

I have a running tally. This is reason #193,782 why I’ll never attend another NFL game again.

“That guy, the one who’s huge and totally ripped and considered a great athlete by NBA standards, that’s the dude I’m gonna pick a fight with!”