So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

Next time Hyde will remember to stand for the anthem!

well, he was a better NFL QB than Hugh Millen. 

I’m still not convinced that picture isn’t some kind of Weird Al parody shot from 1985.

That dude from the Buffalo WYTS who thinks a buffalo tender sub is the pinnacle of food is trying to dox you as we speak

Hugh Millen swore up and down on the local Seattle sports radio station that Tannehill would be a better pro quarterback than Russell Wilson. That’s all I’ve got to say about that.

You hear that guys? We should be thanking the mega-rich for the crumbs they bestow upon us so they can pay less in taxes.

I googled their owner Steve Ross to see what he looked like and the majority of the hits were for Bob Ross’ son, Steve, who looks like someone Michael Myers would have killed in the 80s

Seriously, you should change your name to EL-OBTUSO

These owners really need to stick to sports.

Not work meetings. Ha. That would be fucking weird.

Going to a baseball game sunday. Should I remove all my clothing during the pledge so I don’t get beat up? What if I don’t show enough HEART when singing the words?

Hold on, you’re asked to say they pledge before meetings?

I was walking to my seat at Camden Yards, hat on, toddler and diaper bag in hands and the anthem started playing. Before I could let out a groan, this old Fox News patriot hag immediately smacked me on the back of the head and told me how offended she was that I wouldn’t remove my hat. She then proceeded to tell me…

Mr Brockway’s been treated very unfairly. Many people are saying that the young boy may have visited Chicago once. Lots of guns and gangs and killing in Chicago thanks to Obama. And now they leave Chicago and invade these beautiful beautiful states like Montana. It’s an invasion, an invasion. Whaddya gonna do with…

I hope you responded that yelling during the national anthem was extremely disrespectful to the national anthem.

Yeah, but what about ANTIFA?

This kid is 3 years from sexually assaulting a girl in a frat house and about 20 years from being in the House of Representatives.

Youngsters don’t talk on the phone. They only text/whatsapp/etc.

Any loud phone use should be a war crime.