I like that in every Tuberville story I learn about a different college he formerly coached at.

deadspin baseball coverage!

What kind of awful people would own an organization and then screw over people so badly?

Would anyone be unhappy with a Bear Spiker-Pope Thrower final?

Shaky Sherpa vs Steele Fortress was the hardest decision I’ve had to take lately, and I just bought my first house this week.

I hope the umpires resign en masse again because that was some funny shit. That is the one time I gleefully cheered for management over labor. The umpires were so arrogant about the whole thing it was mind blowing. It was so revealing that they viewed themselves as the third pillar of baseball, equal in importance to…

“Lionel Pimpin” was also the reason the Commodores broke up

“People, some people, will say that I cheat at golf, but I own a lot of golf courses, beautiful golf courses, let me tell you, courses everywhere in this country, all around the world, golf courses with so much green grass, stretching as far as the eye can see, and golf is really a great game isn’t it folks? You…

this apparently happened to Mike Tirico during a cursed round that he and Ron Jaworski played against Trump and Jon Gruden

For any person that defends Donald Trump the man, I hope your child someday brings home a person that shares exactly all of his virtue.

Trump isn’t playing regular golf. He’s playing five-dimensional golf. It’s not his fault if people can’t comprehend his golfing geniusness.

he has a history of putting his balls wherever he pleases, to be sure.

Sir, your carry-on is three ounces overweight. You’re going to have to check this bag.

If only the shooter had been as accurate as Russ...

RIP, Nipsey.

How much you want to bet they still made him wait for his boarding group number to be called before he could get on the plane?

(Jesse Ventura famously attempted to begin unionizing wrestlers before WrestleMania 2, but Hulk Hogan tattled on him to McMahon and the whole thing was scuttled.)

Jesse Ventura famously attempted to begin unionizing wrestlers before WrestleMania 2, but Hulk Hogan tattled on him to McMahon and the whole thing was scuttled.

Light yourself on fire. No one will miss you.

Gropes women, blatantly lies, loves Russia...