It’s legendary.

My brother-in-law, an idiot, is married to a Dominican immigrant who, while now a citizen, lived here for a long time undocumented. His wife’s parents live here and I’m pretty sure they’re not citizens. I really wonder if his kids’ grandparents are safe here.

“He has a few guns in Venezuela, but none in Texas because, he says, there are too many regulations there.”

5 - praising the head coach for throwing challenge flag, regardless of the situation

In the past 24 hours I’ve learned that Tim Anderson is black and JaCoby Jones is white.

Is this the 2017 version of “Cardinal Numbers?”

Granted I don’t follow college hoops nearly as much as I did 20 years ago, but there’s no possible way I’d sit through this show if it’s more than 30 minutes. They’re really killing the golden goose by expanding the show.

I think he might be neck-and-neck with Jeffrey Loria.

Wait, when did Freddie Freeman become Canadian? And Freddie, if you’re reading this, care to pass along any tips on how the rest of down here can join you?

Can we say that today the NFL officially jumped the shark?

might’ve felt a bit for Michigan until I saw the “Re2pect” warmup shirts.

Never trust anybody who claims to love the constitution or “freedom” that much. The opposite is likely true.

Really? Walker seems like someone who would land near the bottom of the “have-a-beer-with” criteria.

A couple weeks ago facebook inexplicably suggested to me that I should “like” this jackass’s page. It did provide one benefit though, as I was able to see that one of my friends had already liked him (someone I went to HS with but probably never spoke to.) So I unfriended that guy.

not the way they breed....

+i

And yet, he’s an enormous improvement. Sad!

There are a few airports - Dulles is one and I know I’ve been to at least one other - that regulate the concession prices, i.e. they’re legally not allowed to charge more (or at least not much more) than a restaurant/shop outside the terminal would charge.

Sounds reasonable but isn’t Isola famously at war with Knicks management? Unless somehow Dolan hates him but Big Chief Triangle doesn’t.

His nine three-pointers actually tied the NBA rookie record, which happened to be held by another Dallas player (Roddy Beaubois.)