There are two others: Bill Simmons and my mother.

seriously, who just puts their email address on their bumper. they expect random people to send them notes complimenting their vehicle?

That’s what we call “LaRussa Logic”

It’s too bad that Baylor isn’t run by anyone experienced with running over-the-top investigations of sexual misconduct.

Might it be worth mentioning that Kraft is a huge donor to Columbia? They even named the football stadium after him.

Are you sure you’re not talking about the Delta terminal at JFK? That’s what it sounds like.

“I’ve always said Martians are losers.”

Who uses the word “telephonic”?

I kind of doubt ESPN wants to get rid of him. But even if they did I bet they fear the legions of poor “persecuted” Christians that would come to his defense.

Only option in this situation is to pretend to sleep. I’ve only had to resort to that once but it worked.

The Flyer Talk boards have a great nickname for these people. Gate Lice.

I’m pretty tall and I wish the recline feature would disappear in coach. When I recline, I feel maybe 3% more comfortable. When the person in front of me reclines, it makes me 80% more uncomfortable. Not a fair trade at all.

I hope John doesn’t have to puke up all that stuff on tonight’s show.

Given how much ESPN talks about him, I’m surprised that any word starting with “L” doesn’t auto-correct to “LeBron” in their graphics software.

I usually have some degree of stubble on my face, which my GF really likes most of the time. But once, a while ago, she kind of mentioned that she doesn’t care for it when I’m going down on her. I know this is something that I should ideally ask her about myself (we’re not great at communicating about this kind of…

any relation to Judge Judy?

the BS Report is/was a guilty pleasure of mine. Actually loved the Cousin Sal shows. House is somewhat entertaining and can carry a decent sports conversation. JackO is an unfunny blowhard. And if I saw Jacoby’s name I wouldn’t even download, it meant 60 minutes of talk about some reality show I’d never heard of.

I feel like Thomas and former Mets announcer Fran Healy, who has inexplicably been employed by the Dolan family for 30+ years, must have some incriminating photos somewhere.