....... Except Drake, he sucks.

TERRY BRADSHAW: Who the fuck is Terry Bradshaw???

Ichiro was 35 for 117 with 3 HR and 10 RBI against Bartolo Colon

Great work by the Ravens getting Joe Flacco some help at wide receiver.

The other thing is automatic car washes. The spinning brushes sometimes catches the edge and bends the plate. Then the owner bends it back into place but it will never be straight again.

He inverted a caricature and applied it to one of the dickheads who popularized it, thereby reinforcing how utterly bereft of integrity said dickhead is.

The stereotype referenced is the laundry list of violent criminals the Bengals have happily employed over the years, while displaying discomfort here with the notion of a thinking black man exercising his right to free speech.

He traveled.

Best answer. Or not.

That’s Petey he owes me $10 from the last sixer we split I SEE YOU PETEY!!!

Hairdressers and Telephone Sanitizers would be more appropriate, considering...

And a barrel.

I agree. There’s nothing wrong with porn.

Global Pacifier: Encases the planet in an impenetrable shield, permanently cutting it off from the rest of the galaxy. A research station can be built to study the planet afterwards.

God, if you can hear me, look - I don’t ask for much, please please please let Garoppolo beat Brady in a super bowl.

Additional note to the editor ... the lightsaber that was touched/torn apart was Anakin Skywalkers lightsaber. Ben “Just a Punk” Kenobi’s lightsaber was destroyed in the Death Star explosion.

Ben Kenobi may have been a crazy old desert hermit, but he was certainly no punk.

You, sir, just made an enemy for life.

Dammit, had I known of your username I would have gladly let you have it.