I was given a ticket when I didn’t exceed the speed limit, because I was coaching at one school, and the patrol officer graduated from the other, and he let me know he was bitter about this. That happens in life.

I say this as an American true and proud...fuck Mark Wahlberg.

Wonderful. Especially after that puke inducing pep rally before the game led by Wahlberg. How does Marky Mark have the fucking the gall to go on national TV and tell the tale of the amazing SB comeback he didn’t actually witness because he left the game early when the Pats were getting shit stomped?

Ultracharger you mean.

Trump Tower Toronto has been a disaster from day one. I can see the top half, the condo portion ( the bottom half is a hotel-the only empty hotel in downtown during the Toronto International Film Festival) from my balcony and there are NEVER ANY LIGHTS ON. It’s now in receivership headed towards full bankruptcy.

As a wrestling fan and a Dodgers fan, I’m already used to KENTAs coming Stateside and flaming out quick

You are more thoughtful and nicer than me. I retract my statement. Also, fuck Texas.

I know I already insulted Texas in my previous post. But one more for the road, “Fuck you, Texas.”

Yeah, the Jays dug themselves a steep hole and it’s going to awfully hard for them to make the playoffs. Also, fuck you Texas.

Well clearly, the guy with O’s starting his username has a completely objective opinion.

C’mon, Tim. I thought covering the end of Roman reigns was Patrick Wyman’s beat.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

“Needs more wobble.”

This line is good as hell.

So you only work in absolutes. Relativism has no place in the work force? Got it.

Ironically, there are probably a lot of white Vikings fans who are right now wishing he had just taken a knee.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

This is the Cubs year:

Fortunately for my kids—and for my fine china-delicate peace of mind, believe you me—Vin, our mailman, the best Highlights delivery machine imaginable, recovered from his recent bout with lockjaw. Of course, there’s no bringing Li’l Cujo–who knew a name could spell out one’s fate so precisely? –back from the…

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.