That pattern only means one thing. Rex Ryan is the next GM.

Well, both Drew and Daniel’s Twitters have been suspiciously quiet since the 5th....

They only built them because they were jealous of San Dimas’ truly excellent waterslides.

I saw it at 68, had to help out.

Yes and no.

Clearly none of them have worked in an environment with Windows before

It stands for Madden Ultimate Team. You essentially get cards for current/former players that can build/replace a team with to play online.

It’s good to see everyone stepping up their pun game

Only three? I think I’ll order 66 of them.

Additional note to the editor ... the lightsaber that was touched/torn apart was Anakin Skywalkers lightsaber. Ben “Just a Punk” Kenobi’s lightsaber was destroyed in the Death Star explosion.

Ben Kenobi may have been a crazy old desert hermit, but he was certainly no punk.

Well, you can always let him shoot that one off first when the Special Edition of Deadspin comes out.

So you’re saying this isn’t worth supporting then?

Well, with his downtime I can have a chance to run into him in a bar, buy him a drink and share some stories. Maybe some day we’ll invite each over for Sunday brunches, send each other funny emails about dogs, talk about our favourite Netflix originals. Nice friendly stuff. Later on in life, I could look back and on…

It’s like my grandfather always told me...

Predicting this company will have an ard’time with the coming lawsuit..

Nice.

I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

“But then I thought, ‘nah’.”

Especially not as Lucio