Not gonna lie, totally read that headline as “Hookah Pants”.

I’d rather have Emmitt reading Curt’s FB posts

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Came for the Venture Bros references, staying for the Futurama references.

Came here to find this. Was not disappointed.

+Plenty of hustle

I’d like to think FIFA would bribe that win away from the NFL.

Hogan doesn’t do piledrivers. We know. We saw the video.

Really think we should have just changed our National Anthem to this instead.

With that list, you’re mighty lucky that Hans Gruber doesn’t have a 3rd brother.

Don’t stare too long. You’ll likely wind up with Moose Jaw.

Sorry, your job has been outsourced.

Hey, that was in Canada. He crossed over into the next Postal Code. If you’re going to be pedantic, at least get the terms right.

The Fighting Hellfish?

Look, the weather in Toronto gets cold during the winter, can you blame them for going to Florida?

This one is Straight to the point.

Shame if something were to .... happen .. to it.

Wooooo! Go Giants!!

I think you may need to look up the word “emerged”.