I mean I’m 30 something and I have a kid, but I’m only applying for law school. So you’re technically correct (which is the best kind of correct).

Toronto Titans has a nice ring to it.

Booker T was the 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time WCW champion, sucka!

Matthew 27:29: And they twisted together a sombrero of gold and put it on His head. They put a bat in His right hand and knelt down before Him to mock Him, saying, “Hail, King of the Mets!”

I can’t believe the Carolina Panthers are 0-5

Take your star, you jerk.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Title NEIN

In some parallel universe, breast cancer survivors wear Cleveland Browns ribbons.

Browns are putting the 0-16 in 2016.

I could tell you some stories...

IT WAS A CATCH

Barry, are you insinuating that the Cardinals won....

Are you really gonna do this for every Cardinals win this season? Really?

If I were a coach and my team drew a London game, I would fake cancer and skip the trip.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Barry, articles about Canadian hockey fans in Toronto nonplussed with the product, are for November.

Had to quickly comment on the lamp switch thing and you’re way off. I’ve got a lamp in my living room that is a touch activated lamp. All you have to do is tap a metal part of the lamp to turn it off/on. So awesome.

Flour for Algernon