If rocks are Irish confetti, I guess we can start calling batteries Philadelphia confetti.

This is 1000% the answer.

You’re thinking way too hard. Musk isn’t playing 3D chess. He got mad at someone telling him no and fired her entire department as a warning to others to never say no to him.

I wonder if that smokestack articulates to hit cyclists and the occasional Prius.

Keep fighting the good fight!

How utterly surprising that a company whose business model is littered with fuckups and shafting others, is now either screwing up or shafting others. Almost like Tesla was in deep shit, and used these deals to get other companies to back off their own efforts and leave them as sole provider.

We’ll fight together, fellow taco lover. If I had unlimited cash, I’d have a garage with the best versions of the SSR, Prowler, Thunderbird, PT Cruiser, and HHR.

The mere fact that early 2000s General Motors made this insane retro modern convertible truck should save it from this list. It’s just a crazy cool oddity at this point, like the Plymouth Prowler. 

I will fight you!

I love that your silly response is getting pounded

Buying a car for the 1% of specific use cases that you could just rent a vehicle for once a year is not a reason that will stop people buying this car. For a commuter who is paying 300+ in gas a month, young singles or married couple without kids, retirees, etc. this is everything they need.

If you need something…

too small for many family uses ??? you mean too small for modern USA family uses ??

It’s good enough.  It’s a school run/grocery getter, not for pulling atvs or transporting a family with 5 kids. 

So is your entire family 6 ft 5" and 250 pounds? I ask because we have a Subaru Crosstrek and it very easily and comfortable fits me, my wife, and my parents and their stuff easily. And my wife is 6 feet tall. And somehow when I was a kid we- a family go 4- survived just fine with a 1985 Camry, back when they were…

It’s a good possible vehicle for MOST families. Not all — in fact, I bet statistically fewer than maybe 0.01% of families — have ATVs they need to haul around. What charging areas are unsafe? Are there no sketchy gas stations? 

The conversation after the BJ/whatever when he realized they were stuck in his cruiser must have been interesting. 

The plan was to fuck her then renege on the deal he never intended to keep.

What was the plan here? Was he just going to turn her loose after the sex? After he’d taken her away from the scene in his vehicle? How did he think he would explain that?

However, an investigation into the incident found semen on Hair’s uniform. 

I’m surprised the cops aren’t more pissed about how often those body cams just accidently and certainly-not-purposefully turn themselves off at just the wrong moment....