fucking hot take, coming through!

Yeah but....e-mails....Benghazi...blah blah blah

On second thought maybe Hillary Clinton would have made a better president. I have spoken.

Quiet, but deadly, that woman

I’m inventing xanax milkshakes later, FYI.

Have SO MUCH FUN. Seriously.

It’s the one at hand. Sessions was delayed so he could vote for this moron. One foot and then the next. I would talk about Carson but I already fell asleep before I finished the sente

No. I think that’s a good point, worth thinking about. Especially since one of the nominees with a penis is, you know, fucking Jeff Sessions...

What a weird comment to get so offended by

“If the reverse of this movie was made, I bet you snowflakes would be crying racism.”

There aren’t any of those comments because the tx commenters on this site probably went to UT, and are experts at ignoring A&M’s yokel nonsense.

This is Jezebel so they have no idea what they’re talking about if it’s not in Brooklyn

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

She knew something, to say rhe least. But how realistic is it that a woman in her position would/could safely alert police?

My four year old spent 20 minutes peeling paper wrappers off crayons yesterday.

“Try getting a 3- or 4-year-old today to sit for 12 minutes...”

Gosh, I just can’t keep all these new rules straight. I thought we were supposed to say “bleeding from the whatever” and never reference vaginas because those are strictly for sex.

I want to send him my used sanitary towel in the post.

She’s not “feminist” so much as just “astoundingly self-interested.”

Gizmodo ran a story about this at 10:35. You posted a similar comment 3x today. Are you done?