A well-proportioned warthog.

I think I can safely say that Brendan is the ultimate, platonic ideal of what it is to be a feminist.

as the sister of two brothers, i really appreciate this

Worst or best?

I’m all for gun control, but in this time of national crisis, I make an exception.

Stop. Being. Horrifying. Dicks. To. A. Victim.

I love watching you gun nuts get all defensive when I point out that you are the root of the problem.

I hope that this family, in all their endless suffering, is at least spared the “truther” stuff the Sandy Hook families endure.

don’t you know!? If those 6 year olds had been armed, they could have protected themselves.

No one’s as irrationally confident in their looks as fat white dudes. Like, they’re always the loudest critics of other people’s looks, particularly women’s.

The day that I can read the news without having to come across the name Donald Trump will be one of the happiest days of my life.

oh you’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

If you are a traditional Democratic voter who chooses to vote for Gary Johnson or Jill Stein or just not to vote, because you “don’t trust” Hillary Clinton, please go ahead and consider yourself my mortal enemy.

I hate that he fucked up the “suicide” part of the murder/suicide...but I really hope some competent judge throws the fucking book at him and he has to spend the rest of his life suffering and living with what the fuck he did.

Annnnd here is the contact information for the hon. Judge Gary J. Gilman, if you would care to voice your displeasure at his less than judicious ruling to allow a violent criminal who posed an active danger to another person free:

Fuck this asshole. My daughter is autistic. She has been autistic since she was born. I knew there was something different long before she got the MMR vaccine. My daughter being autistic is just who she is. She sees and processed the world differently. That’s okay. I wouldn’t change her even if I could. To me it…

You got that impression because Pepsi kept implying it.

If someone passes you on the right, they’re an asshole. If everyone passes you on the right, you’re the asshole.

The reason most people are “weaving” is because they have to maneuver around the ass-holes obliviously hanging out in the left lane.