It’s called sex. 

38, i over use the word “legit” as well as “homeboy” “old girl” “dope.”

Good to know I’m not alone. XD

did he just look at the water bottle opening to make sure it was headed towards his mouth? omg dude. srsly. i’ve seen babies handle this better. 

He completely looks like a toddler with a sippy cup. This is my new favorite Trump photo, although the one showing him in California where he looked like he’d aged 20 years in one week was also good.

This is everything that is wrong with us. The whole temporarily embarassed millionaire quote....they’ve made being broke something to be ashamed of, like a moral failing, then they made it incredibly difficult to be anything but broke. A broke person eeks out of the sidelines and gets a tiny bit of power, and they go…

Why doesn’t she get them fitted properly? It looks like one of those stupid bow things ppl put on hairless babies 

i have a son that has both the flu and strep right now, and i’m in the beginning stages of strep. So maybe I’m just exhausted but seriously this made me weep because I’m so happy that they exist. 

If the world were a just place, Dr. Ford would live in peace and these fuckwads would have to raise money for a security detail. You created this person, you don’t get to turn your back because you disagree with them. 

Jeez, it’s like you’ve never even seen a bible. There was clearly a footnote in the sermon on the mount that said “unless they are gay or transgender.” Then you’d understand...this is the Lord’s work.

/s

Where do you live that you don’t know this is still a thing? I need to know the name of this utopia....

So, what I can’t figure out is....was this the Jesuit university’s way of trying to kick her out of school without actually kicking her out of school?

Or were they being more progressive than her shit for brains and syphilis for souls parents?

lol, you are welcome and thank you. I stared at that comment for a good 15 minutes trying to make sense of it before I posted. I was just so confused. 

I don’t understand your assertion about pro-choice people at all. Like, I do not think I know anyone who would even come close to agreeing with this position. I certainly do not. So, I’m wondering if I’m reading this right and you meant to put “pro-choice” there, because that doesn’t sound like any pro-choice people…

Can someone explain the run-off/recount. Like, I know that a primary is usually a runoff election, but it occurred to me today that I have no idea what that entails. I’m looking for the most basic info here, so if you can help me out here.

Also, this is been playing in my head:

Did you see? The other half of this costume was about half a dozen teachers dressed up as caricatures of Mexican people. 

Where is the gofundme for this? Politicians will do anything for money.

yeah, and those weren’t even the worst of the costumes in that story...

YES. Born, raised, currently reside, and will likely die in Houston. For me it was sociology, but holy fcking shit thank god weed is easy to get in college. I was raised as a little conservative talking point and fancied myself libertarian at the time. Then college and 9/11 rocked my white, suburban, oblivious Becky…

Wait....what?

I was in middle school when this scandal broke and feel nothing but shame over everything I heard anyone say. I really can’t even when it comes to finding jokes about her circulating on fb. Like, really?