Mayonnaise. 

He probably thinks he needs a safe word when they do things other than missionary and it gets too crazy for him.

Doesn’t this seem a bit like challenging Pandora to open the box? I’m not entirely sure I want it to go there....

Thank you for offering this. I’m struggling with leaving my house right now because of my horrible opinion of humanity, and just not wanting to deal with other people because just UGH at the state of things here (US). I love that I see stuff like this in the comments section of this sight fairly often, and that we are…

You know, if your career is going to involve travel often, or even just extended travel once a year, you need to find a partner for which that works. I hate to sound horrible, but loving a person does not make them right for you. I know that I was in love with someone who travelled a lot for their job, but that…

Thank you. I adore them. My daughter’s best friend just lost her chihuahua like 2 weeks before they were born so the white one has a home and I think I’m just going to keep the little Ewok looking one. Leona is the white one’s name and Kuma-chan (litte bear in japanese) is the brown one (my daughter is an anime nerd,…

So a couple weeks ago I found out that the female dog that I found several years ago was not fixed via she had puppies...and they are fcking adorable so here

I’m going with bourbon and sweet tea bc i’m too lazy to walk to the store to get a coke. 

Yeah, I don’t know how to deal with BACs or Scientologists. They make me sad because they feel so strongly about these philosophies/organizations that are purposefully oppressive...but the kind of brain washing and social pressure they wind up in to conform —- I mean, none of them chose that life because they felt…

Alton Brown sort of surprises me because isn’t he BAC? But this makes me love him a bit more. 

I honestly couldn’t tell you the political leanings of a single person I’ve come to know via Food Network. 

I suppose it’s fitting that he has that last name, huh? 

THANK YOU. I see all these people in the comments just saying something to the effect of “What about McVeigh?” and I’m just floored at how few people point this out. He said later on, while in prison, that he liked Clinton and Obama...and who knows, maybe he got on his meds and got a little sane and decided he didn’t…

What planet is anyone from that they think that the Unabomber was a liberal? Like does this bitch even fcking read? Do you think he was attacking universities and colleges because they were conservative think tanks? Because he made some statement about preferring Clinton...okay, that’s odd for a conservative but not…

My mom’s bday is the same as yours. I have a half dozen tauri in my immediate family. Some strong, fierce, stubborn creatures belong to the month of May. XD 

Well, duh. I just finished eating and that picture almost made me throw up in my mouth. He’s hideous, inside and out. 

I can’t read it because of the paywall thing. But does she ever go into WHY she thought trump would be good for the community? Because I am truly at a loss as to how she could have actually believed that.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45987123

this article is from today, but I saw the headline yesterday elsewhere. She’s at least partially extracted her head from her ass.

Because of course not. The only way these bastards know how to win is to cheat. I’m really over this country. 

And we’ll wait and see what their relationship was with their attacker. Maybe they led him to believe that they would be okay being bombed, that they wanted it, even...