I was going with the Count from Sesame Street. I’m not sure which one of us is more fucked up.

Im thinking you don't understand the difference between a joke and satire. 

You know these assholes are likely going to get a raise or a promotion or something. The girl will probably get CPS breathing down her parents’ neck bc that’s how the system handles shit. I hate this fcking country.

I love to know that there are other people out there that get it. XD

I disagree. Disruption is how protest works. We make him feel unwelcome and unsafe in the public sphere. Make everything these people do inconvenient. We’ve been asking politely now for the better part of a decade for this guy to cut the obstructionist crap. That didn’t work. And as far as their narrative....you know…

You give me warm fuzzies. TY

Also, any chance I can get out of the greys? I’ve been commenting on here for the better part of decade (started on gawker), and I generally am pretty funny and well-informed. I was out of them on gawker and then of course Peter Thiel ruined my glory. I still am not entirely sure how the process works, so if there is…

Its funny bc when he said that particular thing about "PC culture" making it uncomfortable to speak and act around minorities, I pointed out that black men and women have lived their entire lives having to watch what they say and do around white people, and that the consequences were usually way more dire when they…

Yeah, I guess I'm just so shocked that he was like that. It makes me want to stop trying to have male friends at all. This was a rare find in that he wasn't just waiting around for me to be single again. Finally an actual platonic friend and he turns out to be an asshole.

When do the panic attacks go away? I’m going on 20 years waiting for that. They seem to be getting worse as of late. 

So, I have been really close with this guy friend of mine for a while now, but tonight he defended Kobe Bryant. He said that the only crime that he had committed was being a really rich man who cheated on his wife. Then he decided to make the conversation unavailable (this is fb messenger) so that I couldn’t respond.

I…

No. Just burn them or something. Don’t put yourself in more contact than you have to. Fuck him and his sheets.

I think you’re being a bit silly. What else do you call rubbing your feet on someone else’s? I sat here for a bit trying to think of another way to put it, and I couldn’t. I think if she hadn’t added “non-consensual” there would be a problem, but what he was doing is called footsie, so I don’t know what else that she…

Yeah, I’ve heard from people who are into it and forgave their abuser so that they could move on. Idk. I’m incapable of doing it. And really not interested. BUt very good point. 

You know, my mom divorced him bc he broke her nose and ribs. My grandmother (her mom) facilitated my kidnapping bc “she needs a dad.” She stopped speaking to my grandpa for a couple of years bc he helped my mom get said divorce and hide me from him once I got back from being abused physically, psychologically and…

“The Associated Press reports that the student was initially reluctant to come forward because the sexual abuse occurred years prior, but detectives found enough corroborated evidence after interviewing the three sisters to arrest Knight.”

Gee, I wonder why the girls thought that would be an issue. I am so over this…

She’s seventh day? Isn’t he Catholic? How does THAT work? 

Since I think non-humans are much better than humans, I’m going to assume Beto is the non-human. 

I love Beto, I am too afraid to have hope that he will win. Everything has been this crushing disappointment since 2016. I need my state to turn blue out of this disaster of a presidency so I can say at least SOMETHING not terrible came out of it.

Yeah, and I’d go get my daughter.