omg i just snorted mcdonalds sweet tea because of that last line. All the stars for you.

Srsly, I got tears in my eyes reading this. I’m sorry your dad sucks, I’m also very glad that you have a mom that doesn’t. *hugs*

You’re not alone on this one. Although I’d add that I generally wouldn’t care about this bullshit, but her family reminds me so much of my own that I find myself relating to someone who is about to marry a prince. Go figure. Either way, SHE is a class act, and we have to presume it comes from mama’s side.

Getting warmer. But you seriously need some chill. I’m dying over here that you’re being such a try hard on such a silly thing.

You know, a couple of days ago I was out in my front yard working on my lawn. I am a middle aged white lady, I live in a big house alone with my two mixed-race kids, and I don’t generally give the impression of being a brain dead readneck like most of my neighbors but this young black man stopped to rest on his run on…

If karma was real, she’ll die to police violence because some douchenozzle called the cops on her for being outside in her neighborhood. I wouldn’t want that ugly bitch scaring my kids either. Not with her face or her attitude. I feel like we should get to name and shame people like this, bc it’s not like she’ll ever…

I know, it’s almost as if a unicorn just walked across your front lawn while you’re having a smoke break or something.

I sort of want to hug those police officers right now. ESPECIALLY the white man telling her that he doesn’t care if she’s friends with the president. Love them. And I fcking hate cops.

First of all, you take things way too seriously. I think maybe you need to go roll one and smoke it all before you come back. Second of all, in the not terribly distant past that web site said in all seriousness that marijuana use contributed to the spread of STDs such as HIV/AIDS.

I did spend a little time looking…

Praise Be To Zoe.

I feel like you’re dabbling in holocaust denialism while freaking out about people not knowing more than Anne Frank from WWII. It’s rly quite odd.

Can they give you time served when you’ve posted bail and not actually served any time?

I admire your optimism and genuinely hope that you are right. I wish I could share in this, but I just don’t believe he’s going to get any time at all.

no taint of fucking over DIANA. Literally the only way you could have done worse for yourself is if you had actually been the woman that Joseph was boning while his wife was in labor with god’s baby.

You know, I wish that her family wasn’t trying as hard as they could to be tackier than our president. Like I feel so bad for her, bc god knows that she has a tough road to walk trying to gain acceptance in that world, and they are just being as fcking low rent as possible. I’ve dated above my socio-economic class,…

I just sort of assumed that this is what any green room would be like where snoop was present. He’s probably leaving out the part where they went into a closet and hotboxed that shit.

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for this. I was literally just texting my mom, in tears, bc I was reading about sex trafficking and Backpage, and had read that ppl put “amber alert” in their ads to indicate the girl in question is underage. I was literally wishing I were a dung beetle bc anything had more dignity than…

You’ve got my vote.

You absolutely do not know dick about the so-called child welfare system if you think that they have to have cause to remove your kids. It’s not a criminal system - it stays in the family court and they play fast and loose with the idea of burden of proof. Literally any and every single person that cooperates, works…

You know, anonymous, petty passive aggressive bullshit rly isn’t my thing, but I rly want to send this dickbag some hate mail rn. And I srsly cannot think of any other time that I’ve wanted to do that