That’s how those UHaul trailers are set up. The tie down webbing and wheel chocks are all the way at the front. They also have a chain up there and one allllllllll the way at the rear. After dragging a Super Beetle home on one, I can safely say they were never designed for short wheelbased cars. On the other hand, the…

As long as your alarm clock doesn’t start the day at 6:00 with Sonny and Cher…

His name is Robert Paulson.

There, there, David.

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I’m not into more regressive taxes on the poor, so no thanks.

D.B. Pooper

Parachute, poorly faked death.

I liked Top Gear USA.

I laughed so hard after hearing those tongue curls and rolling r’s then hearing “Ford!”

Hey, what’s that supposed to mean?

Can’t do it. I have an addictive personality and I WILL end up like David Tracy.

You’re really going to do this to David right now?

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Challenge Accepted.

It’s like the unholy love child of a crew cab and an l-body challenger, had this been normal I’d NP, but you’d have to pay me to drive this in public, CP

Wait a minute!

I’m not saying the 599 is ugly (it isn’t), but it does look like Nic Cage.