Dual Phase.  you can make any circuit in your house (or dealership) two or three phase (240 or 440V)  Sounds like nobody at that particular dealership had a clue.

Rude Negro?

Don’t drink and drive (and put your cell phone safely in you pocket), dumbass.

...or your Lincoln.

Texan.  5'4"

Everyone hates you

Limbic? Is that a special system for making or consuming peach/raspberry/fruit-in-general flavored beer?

“Underwater” is a term coined by dumbass bankers. In the automotive industry it is “upside down.”

Lucky had trouble seeing the car since he only has one eye, and then couldn’t get out of the way because he only had three legs.

time for a new wife AND a new car.

Helluva story. I don’t have a CTS-V, but I do have a hot rod Lincoln that he could hustle around a track. I could even deliver.

I see what YOU did there.

Except Prius is not Latin. Latin is dead. Dead languages don’t get new words. the plural of Prius is Priuses. Quod erat demonstratum.
if you disagree, you are a smug, ignorant (and I must conclude) Prius owner.

...as opposed to dishonest?

I mean, it was just Ballaban.

Anthropomorphism.  ...and that’s not fresh water.

I’d drive a unibody, AWD tiny pickup FAR sooner than a truck based C/SUV

He hits 8.3G a bout 2:30. Remember that this is al voluntary, too. Nobody is chasing him, he didn’t suddenly run into a sand trap, he’s just flying around over the airbase for fun. err... practice.

Bated. and what you have is bait breath.

See Ay Eye?