from Gurney bump to this ass hole?

the average person making the decisions does NOT understand physics.

Walk up and put your grubby mitts on my hot rod and see how many you have left when i get done with you.

Maybe it is ok for ME to touch YOUR car, but it is sure as hell not ok for YOU to touch MY car.

Kristen has the correct take on this.

No.  No you are not.  What does an 800 pound gorilla eat for lunch?  Whatever he fucking wants.

It’s the front that is interesting, a la “Oldsmobile sucking a lemon.”

Nothing. I want nothing to know about it. Boring, transportation appliance. you can put lipstick on the pig, but it’s still a pig.

Two words: coking.

irony oxide.

...or an arachnid.

Heat death?  two words: dark matter and big crunch.

Pale:

My road trip car is smooth and quiet: ‘98 Lincoln Mark VIII. Big brakes, lots of bracing coil overs at all four corners, six speed manual and a 4.10 LSD. I get 26-27 on the highway with 275s front and 295s in the back. Twin turbos are in the future, and i won’t be happy with anything under 800HP and i should still be…

Came here to see this.  Left satisfied.

hOW EXACTLY DO YOU KNOW WHAT BLOWING GOATS IS LIKE??????

The cost to paint it has nothing to do with it. your willingness to pay for it has everything to do with it.

...unless you are paying sticker.

...and two purple trucks.

I’ve had two yellow cars.

What do we say? Yes, that’s right. “Elon is an idiot.”

I warned you, years ago even. Only now, when it is far too late, do you listen.

Risk is measured in terms of dollars per year paid out. Insuring your risk costs money. Generally you have to pay what the actuaries calculate will be the total payout per year divided by the number of insureds in the risk pool and weighted for things like driving record, age and gender. You are financing your portion…