Hipsters don’t actually DO anything.  Driving is DOING something, therefore no hipster will touch it.

I made this observation a few years ago.  Means we are old.

riCOCKulous

Humans call that a boner.

Change his name to Dave and you have comedic gold.

User name checks out.

It’s not a Dodge Grand Caravan SXT?

Isn’t there a one lane bridge near there?

The Mona Lisa is significant in that it is the first use of color shift due to distance. Pair that with the clear knowledge of anatomy and the enigmatic smile, and you get priceless.  This car is craft at best, not art.

Apple is best. iPhone is best. Don’t argue religion with iDiots. They make faith based decisions and won’t listen to “facts” or “logic.”

Two words: MN-12 Mark VIII. It has twice as many valves too, and a killer six speed manual.

What? The don’t all have a six speed manual and large pizza sized brakes?!?

Kudzu.

something something dipstick something.

string and a plumb bob

Came here to see this, left satisfied.

Can I get out of the greys?

You know that he drives an old, blue Town Car, right?

No, because science. The Age of Reason is all about proof and science. These people believe in the invisible man in the sky wholoves them and protects them and wants them to kill anyone who believes differently. that is anti-reason and as such is adequate provocation for being punched in the face. If your opinion…

They can catch you

I’m not a colonist.