Actually there is: unintended consequences.
You (as a government) can’t know what the unintended consequences of your actions. for example cars and their associated pollution are the unintended consequence of larger cities banning horses because poop.

Better idea: get out of the expensive and not demonstrably better Apple ecosystem where they nickel and dime you to death. then you can pick up charger at the local convenience store.

Didn’t someone get arrested for that yesterday?

I was thinking...er, typewriter “finger” cancer.

...and the big dig was even completed by then.

I read that “ricer” the first time.

That’s a happy looking litle fucker.

I liked the Tim Horton reference. I don’t know what a Canuckistanian is doing here though.

The cat is dead.

Girth.

Had one. Six speed. Can confirm.

Marge FTW!

Apple: technology for people who don’t know shit about technology.

I’m almost 49 and a child, but not overgrown.

Amazing

+1 for rectitude.

Wrecktitude ‘im? Damn near kilt ‘im!

Two words: Cobra Sofa.

Gloves off! Battle of the Stigs

Suspension? She’s already defying gravity!

Ain’t no redneck like a Nenglund Redneck