density of space. like pudding.

Sarcasm. The sign of good literature.

That wouldn’t be stock, the “S” in NASCAR.

Same thing. Substitute ferrets for five year olds.

Meaning the everyone loses. Drivers lose because Uber wont let them get enough hours to qualify as exempt, and if they do, they’ go under because of higher wages.

Except that you’re not. you are very literally breaking the law in Texas and Oklahoma and every other state that has a left lane law,

You’re a school teacher aren’t you?

Then get out of my way.

Then get out of my way.

no honey face, I am not “riled up’ you are a dick and you will see the error of your ways. Your driving habits and style are a danger to yourself and others.

I’m taking it upon myself to educate you since clearly everyone else on the planet has failed,.

Your dick driving is going to get someone killed.

Damnit, Stef.

Now I’m going to be walking around all day singing “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.”

You shouldn’t be driving, you are too convinced of your own superiority and are putting other’s lives at risk. Demonstrably. Proven.

Turn in your license and crush your car.

I’ll be right here waiting. 

Yes, please renew his show.

I was just poking (at Obuchowski). All of you look young to my old ass and I was just shakin’ my finger at clouds ( and whippersnappers) by pointing out the editorial staff’s youth.

Come to think of it, it’s really impressive what you all do every fircken day at any level, much less when you…

NO LOWALLERS! I KNOW WHAT I HAVE.

Came here to see/say this, leave happy.

Awwww. Poor Mr. I-am-better-than-you CallMeShoebox got out argued by the big bad dumb Texan philistine? Did the Texan come up with a scenario where your right to do whatever the fuck you want is unequivocally trumped by all that is good and right in the world? Do you realize that your behavior could literally cost…

“Was that sarcasm?” (in my best Sheldon voice)
The Kiowa has a top speed of around 150 and a max cruise speed of about 130. Further, they don’t corner very well, having nothing like, oh, pavement, to push off.

I likw the smell of napalm in the morning, Mr Wagner.

Wood doesn’t rust in the great frozen north?

Your daughter is named after me?

Well, gee. Thanks guys!