The sweetheart drives an old Saturn with a 5 speed. She thinks I can’t drive (I do the driving anyway) because the limits on her car are so low. You go into a nice 35 right hander at 50 and suddenly your at 8/10s.

Is it ultimately geeky that I knew all of you from pics?

Mmmm. Microwaved horse.

I don’t know. Doesn’t that have a high energy ignition?

I don’t mind them so much, but yes, paint or do not paint, but do not two tone. A little too busy.

all alloy wheels are at least clear powder coated. I made wheels in college for Shelby Advanced Automotive in McKinney

I am unicornholio. I need uniTP for my bunghole.

I knew someone was going there.

You know, I don’t have a big problem with that. Cops suck, but probably because the city council sucks and wants income. Slow down to avoid a ticket. Touchy, but completely understandable, as f I’d do the same thing. No, I mean the fuckass who can’t wait to get around you until they figure out they are doing 85 in a…

It is spelled touché.

+2 for Canuckistan Peso

“That’s what”
—Xi

Hey, I just assumed this was even the water pump. Kind of a strange place for it.

Use your fucking cruise control. It’s right there on the steering wheel. Use it. I am sick to death of having you fly by me, then check your speedo, throw on the brakes and then make me pass you. I’m doing the exact same 79 MPH that I’ve been doing for the past two hours, and I’ve passed your dumb ass eleventyfourteen…

Using whilst just torques my nutz.

Get out of the way and you won’t get tailgated.

lump of something anyway

Fuck silently. Yell at her.

Is it Clark, or Mr. Griswold?

that’s the “shitting dog” look.