I have a manual AWD Jaguar X-Type. I got it for far less than this and it is still quite attractive.
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Proof that drifting is stupid.

That’s one funny thing the old roomie said “Now if it was an S-Type, that would be a horse of a different feather”

Hilarious

A different kettle of fish?

I believe you mean a DA

I see what you did there.

Cheers. Funny, funny shit.

EDDIE

Give him a break. he’s funny. usually.

The girl on the left “Is that your thumb in my ass?”

“That’s what.”
—Xi

yeah, I had drinks with my old college roomie last night. He lambasted the X-Type as the worst kind of badge engineering, comparing it to the old Cadillac Cimarron, and pointing out that it is little more than a Contour/Mystique/Mondeo that has a little British thrown in to raise the price. To this I said that I had…

years ago, I had my 587 HP mustang at the shop getting new Pilot Sports put on it. The rears wear $500 EACH. Guy walks up with his pre-teen and says “You are in IT, aren’t you.”
“Yup, I design and develop software.”
“See, son, go to college, get into computers and have nice stuff.”

hey, I got so desperate for a car with a little bit of character to drive, that I bought an old X-Type with a manual. It was cheap, decent looking and gets 30+ MPG on my commute. It’s not the fastest, but it does feel fast, handle decently, stop ok and is an absolute blast to drive. So I’m guilty of screwing myself to…

Yeah, buddy of mine had a Mark IV. I could park my Mark VIII in his trunk

There is no such thing as time. People, animals, made up the concept to order the world into sensible little blocks, but n the universe all you can really say is that a “time” is when one thing is in a certain position relative to another thing. This is why we have the concept of a space-time continuum. this is also…

The tires aren’t that bad. It’s replacing ALL the rubber in the IRS, trans mount, engine mounts and go fast goodies that are expensive.

airbags won’t stay puffed up like that. It’s just a silk bag .2 seconds after it inflates.

I might have to move out of the basement if I did that.

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63 Continental?