I can only speak for myself, but I feel like the brunt of people brunt of people enjoying the Brown’s still sucking is directly related to how much (unearned) hype they had and how much shit they talked through the summer and preseason. I was happy for Browns fans at the end of last season to finally have some…

Not that I’ve ever played sports that earned myself or anyone else money, but I have played sports. And I really don’t think that, once you’re on the field you’re thinking about the economics.

Dunno, that’s a pretty basic one right there. You want to be salty and pissy and not even extend the courtesy of a handshake, then yeah, I’m fine with Sherman’s reaction. Sherman didn’t do the equivalent of throwing a fastball at someone’s head, he just said it motivated him. Nothing to see here.

Luke-warm take: It’s ok to be annoyed if a guy refuses to shake your hand before the game.

I ran a marathon last weekend (completed it without injury but my pace was sloooow and not even close to a Boston qualifying time); one of the homemade signs along the way was a picture of Aunt Becky and text that read "I CAN GET YOU INTO BOSTON". Lolz

I like Richard Sherman - I don’t think he’s asking too much to have a respectful handshake before the game. Why not?

It must be confusing for Kylie. She’s only in her early twenties and for her entire life, she and everyone she knows have made a career out of ostentatious over-consumption. And now people are mad at her about it? She literally has no other skills or training beyond being a professional performative rich person/Barbie…

People Have Finally Had Enough of Seeing Kylie Jenner’s Cars

I’m a 51 year old man who owns a lightsaber, several droids, a robotic dinosaur, and at least 3 pairs of Star Wars boxers - one of which I am currently wearing.

What a joy to see someone unencumbered by the learning process throughout their entire lifetime.

The world: Hey, here’s a completely undeserved 15th second chance. Just don’t be an asshole, okay?

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

I know that the Braves are young and fun and St. Louis is Public Enemy #1 in the Deadspin style guide, but as a Giants fan who will thus almost certainly* be cheering for the winner of this series against the Bums in the next round, I would very much rather align myself with the humorless smug fartsniffing Cardinals…

We’re not worthi! We’re not worthi!

Is it too much to hope that Miley starts dating Jonah Hill?

The Hemworthi?

Alum and former football player at this high school.

The Elizabeth Warren/Marine rumor is one of the funniest and most ridiculous things I’ve ever heard in my life. I love how immediately it backfired, though, because we would all root for a 70 year-old-woman to outsex a 24-year-old Marine.

It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand...

HAHAHA at first read I thought you said “whilst crying” and I was like, “oh, me too, my husband always gets so embarrassed with me at their concerts!” But that is not at all what you said.