The amazing thing about McDavid’s speed is you don’t even notice it. Like Michael Jordan, he’s there and then he’s not and you don’t know how it happened. Even when you slow down the film.

I *really* want to laugh at this bullshit, but I'm immunocompromised so fuck Becky with the full cup.

Reminds me of the Pro-lifers that murder doctors.  Every life is worth saving unless you disagree with me.

If only their delusions were as easily vaccinated against as the measles.

Man, these anti-vaxxers sure do love trying to expose other people to diseases. 

Praise be! Hallelujah white, blue-eyed Jesus, who I know loves our flag and our troops as much as I do!

I don’t know why you’re so snarky. I thought the school’s PR department expressed it eloquently in their hiring announcement: “Liberty is happy to hire anyone regardless of their track record of philandering, abetting sex crimes, racism, antisemitism, whatever, to show our commitment to loving everyone and giving them…

Two words: Cheap. Grace.

Something about this one makes me nervous, like there’s something serious going on here that the Bears are content to sweep under the rug in the name of Footbaw. I have absolutely no knowledge of the situation, of course, but the hushed tones (particularly the Mack quote above) and the cloak-and-dagger act give me a…

“The Mystics Lost Elena Delle Donne...”

I seriously doubt Meghan Markle’s father just gave the letter to a tabloid. Sold Is the proper word. 

And to think, just 70 some odd years ago he would have been an attraction.

If only all NFL owners had the moral fortitude to just not sign a headhunting sociopath, but let’s be real here. Not like he did something dangerous or distracting like, I dunno, refusing to stand for the national anthem.

Well, of course we do. Canada is a village of small huts.

I live in Canada, and I know her. A lot of us know her

This data sounds a lot like my girlfriend. You wouldn’t know her, she lives in Canada.

If he played for the USMNT, I guarantee he probably wasn’t very good at sports....

Someone should tell him to stick to sports.

I remember when the greatest controversy surrounding soccer is when Dylan’s whore-ass mom brought whole oranges instead of slices.

There’s absolutely zero reason to believe this is anyone other than Geoff Cameron, who is an idiot. Also, it’s extremely Good and Normal that he knows that the official merch of the President of the United States is the opposite of anti-fascist stuff.