Same here. People around my age are more, “motherhood (and/or marriage) isnt for everyone” and pretty much leave it at that. Damn near every older person has this condescending attitude that marriage and kids are the end all be all. Just the other week an older lady I know was talking about getting money from her…

I’m loving Jezebel’s sports coverage.

When the original story ran, I was imagining something much more outrageous (that’s not a bad thing) but this? This was the hair the school banned? Her hair is neat, elegant, makes a splash with out being flashy. That hair is entirely appropriate!

I got more faith in the muppets fixing up our clusterfucks than the actual humans in charge at the moment thanks #teamkermit

this is heartbreaking and wonderful

I don’t know if it was genius or stupid to post a recipe involving bananas and nuts after this, but I love it either way. 

in office or out of office, the same rules apply. If y'all need a place to "let loose" in ways that violate others' consent, you should seriously think about why that kind of behavior is never, ever ok. 

HR gal here. I can’t help but think that if he was fired just two days after a tweet that management already knew. They fucking knew. You can bet there are some NDAs in a locked desk. That hidden history is what let them drop the axe that fast on their failson-bestboi.

I don’t do it for the likes or retweets, I do it because more than likely both him and his father read every single tweet for validation, and hopefully they die just a little inside every time they see one from me.

Joe, do you want to know what the most elite thing you can do in America?

So, obviously blackface is endlessly shitty. But is it a prosecutable hate crime? Honest question. I am confused as to why law enforcement was notified.

This reads like a white guy talking about why he didn’t see the new Ghostbusters, Oceans 8, any of the new Star Wars, and why Brie Larson is a shitty actress.

Martin Scorsese? Is that you?

As if it could get worse, T.I. also readily admitted that he knows his 15 year old son started having sex last year and doesn’t have any issue with it. I’m guessing he also reminds his son that “those sluts” are fine for now, but make sure you find a respectable woman to date. 

In fact there are 2 hymen down there now. Looks like a third is coming in. She might as well join the clergy because those things aint going nowhere

Also:

Men like him are deeply paranoid about his daughter meeting the 20 year old version of himself.

That is absolutely just fucking gross. 

That porcupine is fucking high, dude

SUCK IT GOP