Uh, why not just call both “parent”? For fuck’s sake.

The youth tobacco use rate has been on a downward trend for decades, until e-cigarettes became common. It increased by about 40% between 2017 and 2018.

Interesting that they’re saying he “looks amazing” because they were REALLY playing up that “frail old man” thing during the trial. 

Fact: instead of position of “best boy,” they instead have “absolute worst boy.”

lighten up, francis

I had two separate conversations this past weekend about what TikTok even is (I and my friend group are ~34 years old). The best I can settle on is “Vine but longer,” and that cat/Mr Sandman video might be the thing that convinces me TikTok is a good idea.

My version of this story is that my HS coach told my brother he couldn’t play catcher because he was 6'5". My brother shot back that Joe Mauer is 6'5" and he’s a great catcher. So the coach told him that if he was as good as Joe Mauer he’d be the starting catcher every game.

I had a coach when I was little who knew that Edberg was my favorite player. One time, I missed a forehand into an open court - and missed badly - and was moping about it. Coach asked if Edberg would ever act like I was. My reply was that if Edberg ever hit a forehand as terrible as the one I just hit, then yes he…

They came for the dog fighting, and I didn’t speak up.

I guess when you’ve just been catching kids thrown/dropped from a burning building done anything that is actually beneficial to people or society, you’ve earned the chance to diss local sports men.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

“You can just throw them out of windows??”

Not a Smart move ForTwo drivers to act like that on the track.

They have rankings of these things, based on statistics. He hasn’t been in the top 10 in QBR in the last two seasons, and he’s currently ranked 31 for 2019.

Eli Manning is the second highest earning NFL player ever, one spot behind his brother. I have a hard time fully processing that fact.

Damn it, I thought it was what happened when six Mormons forced to live together stop being Polite Salt Lake and start being Real.

Scott changes his surname to Noir and he and Virtue become crime-solving private maple syrup detectives in Quebec.

The fucking was IN THE ROOM THE ENTIRE TIME!

What if they ARE fucking? What if clothed, non-penetrative, exhibitionism over ice is just their kink?

The British tabloid press continues to be one moral step below guys who sell fake insulin but the real story here is how rugby union has managed to be the most progressive “tough guy” sport on the planet.